Not Really Home Improvement, but Still Noteworthy!

I've decided we're going to live off our land. I planted grape tomatoes, regular tomatoes, green peppers & orange peppers. If I can be at least someone successful this year with these things, I will attempt more next year. I also attempted cucumbers from seeds - but they don't seem to be doing anything. Maybe it's too early? Maybe I planted them wrong? Maybe I should read the directions?

My beautiful garden

My robust grape tomato plant

That wet stretch of dirt is cucumber plants. What, you don't see them?